a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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