As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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