Your dad touched me again.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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