I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I came so hard my ears popped.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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