Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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