She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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