I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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