Plan B is the new Plan A
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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