How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
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after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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