school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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