Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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