im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
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he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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