worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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