Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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