okay pat passed out under dana's car
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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