Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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