I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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