How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
The feeling are messing with the penis
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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