bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Randomize
