Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
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Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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