Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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