yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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