no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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