im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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