Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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