Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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