just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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