fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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