She announced her abortion via fbk
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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