Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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