i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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