He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Randomize
