He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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