I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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