Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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