have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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