I can't watch pbs sober anymore
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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