I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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