Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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