no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You smell like stripper and shame
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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