is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
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Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
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I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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