Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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