Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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