He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i can't believe i had my finger in that
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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