New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Say something about gay babies.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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