Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
