we have officially lost it.
I bet he comes in French.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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