Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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