I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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