what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
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You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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