the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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