She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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