So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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