Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
