I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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