I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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